Saving money, one square at a time

You could be saving money with every flush if you were using Scott 1000 toilet tissue.  Twenty five years ago a frugal friend pointed out to me that Scott toilet tissue had 1000 squares on every roll, and ever since we have been saving money that otherwise would have gone down the drain.  1000 squares per roll means that Scott toilet tissue outlasts most competitors brands by up to five times!  And don’t forget to clip those coupons commonly found in magazines and Sunday ads to save $1 or $2 more on mega packs.

Mr. Whipple might love to squeeze his Charmin, but I’d rather squeeze the cash I’m saving with Scott 1000 tissue!